A fork of Rural Dictionary
A hipster that works at Starbucks and serves coffee in uber-cool style that a hipster would.
"I'm afraid of that barista. Too much hipster crap going on." "Am i wearing my diaper today? I hope so because I have to get some coffee from that barista." "Hey, when is my hipster coffee going to be ready? May as well go ask that barista."
Coffee bitch. Not to be confused with a barrister.
Idiot: "I work as a barista". Me (winding up idiot): "So you are a lawyer who works in the High Court?" Idiot (confused): "Ehhh no I make coffee in Starbucks." Me (sniggering): "Ahhh, you mean you are a coffee bitch."
Mexican for know nothing coffee swill serving asshole
Foamy: What the f**k is a barista?
A booty-whore who studies college textbooks and gossips on MySpace when not serving Johns
That barista charged me four dollars for little more than a medium cup of pulverized ice mixed with some powdered flavoring, in addition to a nice shot of her ass whilst bending over to retrieve some whipped cream from the under-counter fridge. She's just an apron-wearing whore