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Bastardo

Another name for the annoying Ex that refuses to sign important papers i. e. divorce papers. Even after being given a year to do so.

Any self absorbed asshole who had you once, lost you, and attempted to c ~ block every guy away from you until he gets his way. With over exaggerated stories and BS.

Some one that watches (stalks) you from his computer and does not talk to you in public. i.e. See chicken shit!

Quit being a Bastardo and let it go.

by Antik~jtheory@fk0ffdotnet December 27, 2009

Bastardos

A generic slang term for a salty or cheesy snack; namely Cheetos, Fritos, Doritos, or Combos.

The professor became irate at a student who sat in the front row loudly munching on a king-size bag of Bastardos.

by The Search Is Bound to Fail October 12, 2005

Un Bastardo

a mexinugget bastard. It relieves much stress when screamed out loudly in frustration and rage.

(You find out your wife's been cheating on you) UN BASTARDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Big Pepe May 21, 2004

American Bastardo

A rich fucker that acts like they’re in England to assert and brag about the pure piles of cash they have lying around, and the 50 pound notes they wipe their asses with.

Lacey: “Anyone going out today?”
Hattie: “Yeah man, i’ll head over soon”
Oliver: “Your in America you american bastardo

by Bojo183926 April 17, 2022

Los Bastardos

Definition #1 - Believing that your size and stature makes you more of a man than any one else, in actuality suffers from extreme loneliness and lack of pride.

Definition #2 - One that finds themself on the losing end. "Falling below 500"

That poor bastardos, he's so lonely!

He continues to be the Los Bastardos in this league.

by Ikenbari Fransiskillnal October 28, 2004

Gesu bastardo

It's a typical expression used in Veneto that means "Son of Mary (jesus) is a fuckin asshole". You use it when you're angry, but not so much to say "Porca madonna".

E' finito il vino, Gesu bastardo!
The wine is finished, Gesu bastardo!

Gesu bastardo, mi è scappata la capra!
Gesu bastardo, my goat run away!

by El chiavador December 03, 2018

Los Bastardos

The best Rocky Horror Picture Show Shadowcast around. Based in Ft Worth, TX they perform every Saturday night at midnight at the Ridgmar Movie Tavern

Tom: Do you want to go and see Rocky?
Joe: Only if it is Los Bastardos show.
Tom: Of course they are the best.

by Trannsie May 28, 2010