A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you are preforming oral sex and your dick hits their uvula.
I gave her a bell ringer last night.
Noun: a girl or guy you've picked up that is so hot, you leave the bar asap, knowing you couldn't possibly do better. Refers to the bell rung at pubs indicating last call.
To group of friends whom you came to the bar with:
"Dudes, I've got a bell ringer. Don't worry about my ride home."
a rare breed of gentlemen (the bellringers) who can drop schlong into a pint glass and achieve a thud on the bottom of the glass with their bell end.
Birdman's A champion bell ringer. He's capable of "touching base" on a yard of ale!
Another word for a homosexual. Bell being the helmet of the penis, and the ringer being the gay person who is sucking/wanking the the gay mans cock
Making out with a female that is engaged and sucking on her titties. Then after you're done, you talk about her relationship with her dude and try to end the marriage even though you don't want to date her.
Dustin you just made out with somebody who is engaged? You are such a bell ringer!
The art of taking a shit in your hand, and then proceeding to whack around someone's penis with it.
Guy 1: Hey, did you get that blowjob last night?
Guy 2: No, all I got was a Houston Bell Ringer.