A fork of Rural Dictionary
A bowel movement so long, that it hits the bottom of the toilet, and topples over forward, hitting you in the balls.
I left a nice bellringer in the shitter for you to look at.
bellringer: Someone who is proficient at ringing either his own bellend or more often somebody else's. Or: A gerneral term to describe someone you take a disliking to, can be used in place of bellend
Don't fart on me you bellringer I punched that guy square in the nuts because he was a bellringer
While your girl is sucking your dick or giving you a hand job, without warning she shoves one or two unlubricated fingers straight up in your asshole.
Rachel gave me an awesome surprise bellringer last night. I wasn’t expecting that. She clamped onto my bell end and milked my prostate.
A member of an exclusive gambling club who meet on-line each Thursday and feed their gambling and alcohol addiction whilst answering awesome trivia questions.
Hey Scotty, how do I become a Dapto Bellringer? Strewth mate - just get yourself down to Dapto Dogs on a Thursday - Oatsy and Matches will sort you out.
One who masturbates incessantly and with a passion. The term originated from the infamous video, shown live on ESPN, of a Texas Tech freshman ringing the team's bell during a game. Unfortunate camera angles made it look as if he was behind the bell jacking off furiously.
Dude, my coworker, Mr. Rasmussen, lives by himself. I bet he's a Texas Tech Bellringer.
A male who masturbates very fast while in a standing position.
Boss: Has anyone seen Heath? He's been gone for several hours now! Receptionist: I think he is trying out as the Texas Tech Bellringer