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James Braithwaite

A handsome ginger man that gets infinite huzz and has more aura then anyone in the world. he is also 6 foot 6 and 210 pounds. and he likes drinking milk and water. yk whats crazy? james' aura is MASSIVE

Is that James Braithwaite over there????????? i didn't even see him I just sensed his powerful 6 foot 6 aura

by JamesBraithwaiteTife'sManager November 28, 2024

Braithwaite

When you poop your pants at the skate park one day and the manitou gets stolen the next

I did a braithwaite and had to put my jocks in the bin

by Chunkylover5454 September 27, 2022

Braithwaite

Someone who is bigger than Messi.
The richest entrepreneur in Barcelona.
Better looking than Chris Brown.

The new King of Spain is Martin Braithwaite aka Goatwaite

by IbrahimMoufassa September 09, 2021