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Cactus

misunderstood. someone who looks like they can hurt you. someone who's intentions are always good but end up hurting people they love due to their nature. beautiful disasters.

She scared me- but her voice was sweet and her eyes engulfed me into a trance. She was a cactus, and I knew getting close was going to hurt.

by messygal August 24, 2016

Cactus

When something is completely and utterly broken. Not beyond repair, but without any incentive to repair itself or be repaired. Can apply to circumstances not just objects.

Bro my wheel just fell of my car, and my car insurance didn't cover it. The whole thing is cactus.

by The Range March 08, 2022

Cactus

Slang term for being really out-of-it; caused by being overly tired, stoned, hungover, or just generally spaced-out, etc.

Person 1: "Wait, what time did you say he was coming over again? I keep forgetting..."

Person 2: "Wow, I've told you like three times.... Cactus!"

Person 1: "Haha, yeah- I'm mad cactus."

by Marti P. B. July 06, 2009

cactus

a vagina covered in stubble

My penis got tore up by that catus last night

by Jamacian Jerkin January 24, 2003

Cactus

A spikey plant found commonly in deserts. Cacti when refering to more than one.

You walk into the desert an there are fairly tall green spikey plants, these are cacti. A cactus on it's own in a desert is near impossible.

by [Hidden for privacy reasons] December 17, 2011

cactus

has very sharp hairs on her leg like a cactus

omg look at her legs, shes a cactus

by janooooooooo August 21, 2013

Cactus

An acronym for Cocky Ass Cracker Talking Uber Shit

Yo that son of a bitch is a cactus

by LoLHaPpYFaCe April 27, 2011