A fork of Rural Dictionary
a stereotyped image. yes most girls are tan ( because of the sun and warm weather), but most girls aren't the ditzy stereotype. Most aren't rich, i live in san diego and i dont know any rich people. we like to have fun and laugh a lot. besides, if were so ditzy and terrible, why does everyone want to be/ date us? they make songs about us. noone cares about a montana girl ( no offense). we are fun loving, happy, and smart girls that are blessed with the sun and good skin/ good bodies. so dont be jealous!
Urma- Wow! Your so pretty! and so sun-kissed! How did you do out here in rhode island? Kristina- I spent a lot of time at the beach when i lived in San Diego, that southern cali weather is just so amazing! Urma- Your such a California Girl, always fun-loving and happy
the most beautifu and spoiled and smart people in the world
i was born and will always be one of those california girls.
a delicious mixed drink made with one shot of unflavored vodka, 4 ounces of cheap chardonnay wine, and 7 ounces of lemon lime soda
"You were so wasted last night! How much did you drink?" "I don't even know, I must have had at least 6 California Girls!"
Steroetypical people that give the other girls from California a bad name. They usually buy everything they dont need, dont date you only if your rich, and spend millions of hours tanning trying to look perfect. Also have a tendancy to put tiny dogs in purses and bring them wherever they go.
California Girl: Princesss, Im gonna buy you that cute purse to put you in! Then I'm gonna dress you up as Katy Perry, and Justin Bieber, and Taylor Laugtner and.... *Dog shoots itself* California Girl: Guess I'm going to the pet store! =D *skips away happily*
What the world thinks they are like: Cute, sexy, outgoing, basically your dream girl. The sad reality is 1. They are fake, made of plastic. (How did they get so much money for surgery when they can barely buy anything at Wal-Mart?) 2. Generally assholes who are self centered and thinks because they are from California, they are somehow goddesses to be worshiped. Sad enough girls in the Mediterranean are more natural looking and are not brain dead due to Mainstream overdose 3. Want them to be your girlfriend? I give you 3 days until she looks at another sad loser. 4. Too much fucking make up. Do you really have to look like a clown to be considered "hot"? They say girls with too much make up have esteem issues... 5. Oh wow, for some reason any person who has an understanding of History, Science, Arts & Literature, and wants to succeed in life are looked down. Not surprising the Leftist heaven of California is the 3rd most retarded state in the nation (And as a Centrist-Left, oh so ashamed!) 6. AIDS. 7. "Rock music fucking sucks, it's white music even though Chuck Berry is fucking black"
I went to California for a vacation after my days in good ol' Uruguay only to find that the people of California are generally assholes who are self centered and Anti-intellectuals. They think I need to be brown skinned because according to them, South Americans are mestizos just because they've seen Mexicans, but never Costa Rican (White), Dominicans (Mulatto), Peruvian (Native) or Latin America as a whole. They also think they are objects of worship and end up breeding from wedlocks after dating 400 men. I am glad I did not fall for the California girl trap, I did end up with a beautiful Australian girl in the end.
Name of a coffee drink that is made with dark on the bottom and blonde on the top.
To barista: I'd like a tall California Girl. How do I prepare that coffee drink? You put dark on the bottom and blonde on top.
one who has a lot of pretty, pretty boys that she calls "friends."
Lisa is a Hotel California Girl; she has a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls "friends."