A fork of Rural Dictionary
A place where all younger people complain about how horrible it is but make no attempt to make it better.
Girl 1: I hate how boring it is here in Cape Coral. Guy 1: Yeah, me too. I wish I was back in New York or Boston because thats where my parents are from so that means im from there. Sensible Teenager: Why don't you two try and make it better by writing to your local government or signing a petition or doing something productive? Guy and Girl 1: What?
The place Cape coral is known for is Drama, scene kids (full of scene kids), Camelot sluts!, drug junkies, cocaine addicts, full of POT HEADS!! most grow houses are in Cape Coral... Ida S. Baker kids are all full of themselves Mariner high school kids are all beners Cape Coral High School kids-ALL POSERS!!! most old people live here. we have a lot of snow birds that come here in the winter. most teens that live here hate it so damn much and can't wiat to leave when their 18. 13-14 year olds try to be cool, but arn't kids try so hard to impress others they don't even know who they are in the end. it's pretty sad.. so if i were you NEVER COME TO CAPE CORAL!!!!
broing city of cape coral
Known as "Cape Crunk "or "Da Cape" by locals, Cape Coral is a crunk ass city on the west coast of florida in the 239. Its also home to many rich white people, but they they get their change robbed
Gangsta #1: Where are you rollin tonight? Gangsta #2: Cape Crunk motha fucka!!!!!
1. The place where every old person in America comes to die. 2. The 5th largest city in Florida, although you cant tell, because nobody, except its residents, knows it even exists. 3. A place where every scene kid in America seems to live, and for fun activities, well you can find some of the "local scene beans" behind the mcdonalds at camalot snorting cocaine, and other various illegal substances. 4.A place that has nothing to do, except for marquee cinemas, and sun splash. 5. A drama filled city, mostly because of all the scene kids, so if your life is boring, become scene.
Very Old Person 1: Hey honey, where do you want to move? Very Old Person 2: Lets move to Cape Coral, seeing as were going to die soon anyways! Normal Kid 1: What do you want to do tonight? Normal Kid 2: Lets go somewhere fun! Normal Kid 3: How about Maruee Cinemas, or Sun Splash! Normal Kid 1: But Maruee Cinemas is filled with SCENE KIDS!
A person who buys $12,000 worth of Home Depot cards hoping to earn points with his boss. This person is too dumb to realize that it is not his boss asking him to purchase the cards. He then is so dumb as to scratch and take pictures of the pin numbers to send to his "boss".
Wayne is such a Cape Coral Idiot. I cannot believe he could be so stupid.
The girl’s bathroom is usually inaccessible due to the vast amount of whores crowded in there taking pregnancy tests. It’s hard to fathom how all these balls ugly girls got knocked up, especially since every guy who attends Cape High is a raging homosexual. It is not rare to walk down the hall and see multiple gay orgies taking place. When it comes to sports and extracurriculars, the Cape guys excel at taking balls fast and hard to the face. Cape High isn’t all bad though. For example their band is number one when it comes to playing the African skin flute. Quite an accomplishment for the dim-witted inbreds who attend this school. The trick among guys at Cape High to “getting big fast” is to wear tight shirts. These shirts are usually pink and from Hollister and they most certainly do not make them look buff. They look like a bunch of fat cocks that are too stupid to purchase a top which fits correctly. It’s probably a good thing they are too fucking stupid to think of using steroids as a means to get big. They already have infant sized testicles and can not afford for them to become any smaller.
Guy: "Look at those faggots eiffel towering.." Girl: "yeah they must go to cape coral high school."
Saw the other definition for this mediocre school is 11 years out of date so figured I would give the current situation. Of course right now the broccoli hair that makes you look like a total douche paint sniffer and vaping like there's no god damn tomorrow is oh so popular. The teachers are generally pretty cool but some a bit bitchy, classes tend to be chill and same for classmates except the occasional freshmen stuck in his class clown phase who thinks being loud and racist is funny and freshmen girls who think they are really hot and try to pull juniors. Bathrooms are the usual, warzone like Russia vs Ukraine and doors that were stolen like 10 years ago and never replaced, flushing is an unknown action, wet toilet paper on the ceiling, piss puddles, you know the drill. Only real annoyance is the freshmen and seniors who think moaning and slurs in the cafeteria is hilarious (see freshmen mention). There's a decent amount of chill people though such as band and sport players which aren't jocky like it's the 80's as some others in some schools tend to be and some dude named Daniel from Germany that sells baller chocolate which I have easily bought by the hundreds by now. Although it is kind of a relief from the drug den schools like Island Coast and North Fort Myers, its mediocrity makes it pretty uneventful and not much crazy shit happens like you might hear elsewhere. If you just want to chill and get through high school generally easy, come fuck around I guess.
Guy 1: "I go to Cape Coral High School!" Guy 2: "Get raided by cops yet?" Guy 1: "Surprisingly not, but there is tiktok." Guy 2: "God help you."