A fork of Rural Dictionary
Funny how most people who call their job a career don't stop to realize that's all a Career is - just a really long job.
A hand job that goes on too long.
After 15 minutes, the hand job turned into a hand career.
A Career Laugh is a fake laugh designed to further your standings on the career ladder. Used primarily to laugh at superiors jokes and vaguely funny comments so you keep in their favour. To other members of staff someone who has a Career Laugh tends to come across as very annoying and fake... and the laugh irritating to say the least.
A Career Laugher will force a laugh out on the telephone to clients and superiors.
The Career Girlfriend : The kind of girl, whom by the end of the first date is already talking about wedding plans, kids and where the new house would ideally be. Being your girlfriend is her career and you are 'the one'. This has of course been repeated many times previously, curiously failing each time due to a fleeing boyfriend.
"Watch out dude, she's a total Career Girlfriend!" Warning Signs: 1) "Thanks, it's been a really good day - does this mean 'we' are an 'us'?" 2) Talk of the "L" word by date number two
A person who approaches to politics as a profession. A person who's in politics to make money and/or to have power. For them, making the world a better place is secondary or immaterial.
Hillary Clinton calling Bernie Sanders a "career politician" is beyond infuriating.
Dedicating your career to the arts of bringing people to orgasm. Another term for this is a prostitute.
Ben desperately wants a Toyam Career, but he's too dumb to finish the obligatory 3-month course.