A fork of Rural Dictionary
to get fucked in the ass by a red headed male
I wouldn't mind it if i got carrot topped by that hottie David Caruso!
When a sexual partner with a micropenis becomes erect but still provides lots of silly sex toys as entertainment during coitus.
I went over to his house and he pulled a carrot top on me!
Getting head from a ginger girl/guy.
“Ay man I got me some carrot top the other day.” “She bad?” “Ye.”
1) A comedian with red hair. 2) An Orange T-Shirt
ex#1: Dude Shaun White's hair makes him look like Carrot Top. ex#2: Gina you bitch lemme borrow that Carrot Top.
pronounced jackass. The third biggest asshat in the world next to Bill Gates and George Bush.
CARROT-TOPPED: Is when a girl on her menstural period rubs her pussy on your head scalp after you perform oral on her..red wings.
Dick loved being "Carrot Topped" by Jane every time aunt flow came to town. Jane loved to give all the boys "carrot tops" once a week every month.
To lose a fight to a Ginger Haired male that used to be small/weedy in High School, but has now beefed up on the sauce (steroids), to become an even uglier looking Ginger, but with muscles and strength to boot. Said Beefcake lost all credits of being class clown.
"Wow, Chaz was so popular in school... I bet he didn't see himself being Carrot Topped by Schleprock Malone 10 years ago" "Oh my God, that ugly fucking ginger haired freak was Carrot Topping that mofo!"