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CARSTEN

PRETTY MUCH a desperate high schooler in love with himself so much that it is sad. see also dweeb.

Carsten J. is such a carsten.

by Probably not jessica April 26, 2005

Carsten

A basement dweller who only plays video games and watches cartoons. a sad excuse for a person with his long blond hair that he ties up in a ponytail. NOT A MAN BUN. if you meet this boy best to stay away. back up 10 feet and call the authoritys.

man that gamer introvert is such a Carsten

by A_ guy September 14, 2017

Carsten

The sort of person to leave tortilla chips all over their bedroom floor, order electronics wholesale from china, and “accidentally” send you links to porn. Overall though he’s wonderful person who just wants everyone to be happy and content. He’ll go far out of his way just to make your day a bit more bearable. Be forewarned though, he’s awful at keeping secrets!

Damn, i’m so glad i got with Carsten, he’s a real keeper!

by lemon jelly! November 22, 2019

Carsten

Carsten, or Karsten, is a name that depicts the literal meaning of shit. Its use is widespread across the world as a synonym for human feces. Over the years the word has also been used in the context of vomit, among other gross phenomenons.

Dude, i just took the biggest "carsten" the world has ever seen. Yo Henrik, you're so sexy and handsome. You're way cooler than the rest of the school, they're all carstens.

by dachtata August 24, 2020

dirty carsten

the action of getting lost in the eyes of a girl

wow she’s giving me a dirty carsten

by the kid next door June 27, 2020

Carsten

Super fast athletic guy. Always training in the gym wit the ladies. He's always pulling the best in the crib.

Hey, what's happening in the gym. I betcha Carsten's hitting on the baddies.

by superflyingdoge May 28, 2024

Marlene Carstens

Most perfect girl, beautiful eyes, pretty smile, funny, smart and the best gf.

E,”I love Marlene Carstens .”

by You’re love June 12, 2021