A fork of Rural Dictionary
n. pl. carstens. hottest girl in america. not a guy, even though some danish people might so.
oh man, I wish I could be carsten, she is sooo amazing at life.
Carsten is the best human being ever to exist. He is super good looking, especially in crocs. He is one of the most intelligent people on the planet, as well as the most athletic. An overall god.
Carsten is so amazing at everything always.
Ben: I want to sleep with the Carsten tonight. Brett: Let me sleep with him first please. Socky: I will sleep with you instead of the Carsten. Brett: Okay Ben I will sleep with Socky tonight and then Carsten tomorrow night I guess. Ben: As long as I get to touch the Carsten TONIGHT!!!!!!!