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Celt

Super rare guy name. Celt will be one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet. He is also great in bed. He is a little dorky, but in a charming way.

Person 1: " You know that guy Celt"
Person 2:" Ya! He's super nice"

celt

people of southwestern europe.

celts are mostly in ireland and wales.

by dire straights June 19, 2007

Orthodox Celts

An awesome band from Serbia which plays Irish music. Their frontman is called Aca Celtic (Aca is pronounced "Azza", like "pizza" with an A instead of PI) and he rocks. Most of their songs are in English, and they make their own songs (like "Far Away") as well as playing old Irish ones (like "Rocky Road to Dublin").

Aca Celtic was once bullied by one of his teachers in high school and then came back with his crew and dumped the bastard in a garbage container.
Orthodox Celts usually make a New Year concert every year in Serbia.

by Baklava42 January 19, 2007

spanish celts

A proud people, residing in spain and part of france. fantastic metalsmiths. most common folk of the spanish celts, and all celts really, wore their wealth in the form of jewelery. instead of the barbarous people we percieve the celts as, because of the romans, we must think of an incredibly advanced subculture and, indeed, culture entirely. the sword invented by the celts was eventualy used against them by the romans. the Gladius Hispaniensus was the primary weapon of roman infantry for most of the empire's domanant years. the celts never had a professional army, but then again neither did most of the cultures of the time. this lack of uniformity, unfortunately, lead to the ahnialation of nearly the entire celtic culture and its subsequient subcultures. remnants found of the celtic culture are often missunderstood by the christian church to be demonic and pagan. this only furthers the missunderstanding of barbarism.

Karl, "Look at the craftsmanship of this blade, its quite intricate!"

Justin, "Not saying much, dude, its a Spanish Celt's work. you know how damn proud the spanish celts were!"

by Karl Deets December 03, 2006

Downpatrick celt

bloke that goes on Celtic forums to chat up birds, not very good at it, is really gay

"oh fuck there is Downpatrick celt chatting up that tranny again!"

by ghirly May 30, 2008

Jew-Whoppa-Celt

What you get when when a half Jewish, half Irish woman marries an Italian.

I was at my nephews bahmistsva when I spotted a good looking woman across the room. As I approached I could clearly see she was a jew-whoppa-celt.

by A. jew-whoppa-celt September 03, 2009

Celts

A very hot guy who gets a lot of pussy and is very straight lmao

That guy is such a celts

by Lmao1423 August 15, 2021