A fork of Rural Dictionary
A needle dick(a dick thats super long but thin as hell).
It may be a neddle but it runs like a sowing machine!
The opposite of a chode. A penis which has a much greater length than it does girth. A chid could often be seen as imitating the size-ratio of a pencil.
"Hey John, what's that poking out of your shorts?" said Billy.
"It's just my cock" replied John.
"Why is it so thin?"
"Because it's a chid"
A combination of "children" and "kids", it refers to young people who are particularly insolent and/or annoying. Most often used in chat rooms.
" lol ne1 want 2 chat?"
"Fucking chids need to learn how to spell"