Country Dictionary

Some one who is sexy, but in a very subtle way.

Person One: Woah, that bloke over there is fit!
Person Two: No, he's more clarky than fit.
Person One: I agree.

The generic student at Clark University.

Likes:
Bob Marley/neon posters/Sublime/anything weed related
Sitting on the grass
Chillin'
Tea
Mason jars

Dislikes:
Shoes
Hair cuts
The man

"Some white girl just told me that she understands the worlds race/social/globalization problems while holding her iPhone"
"Ah, must've been a Clarkie!"

(n) A student at Clark University.

Two Holy Cross guys and a Clarkie walk into a bar...

A very very hippie-emo-human- no bullshit-non ignorant conservative vegetarian. The best person you will ever.
Dressed like a hobo and personally doesn't care. Loves her Doc Martins!

Takes no bullshit. If you want to loose your fingers just make her listen to rap.
Seriously.
Does not like pizza face.Walking Down William St. is a negative.
If you are a long hairred hippie...You're lucky it's what Clarkie's into.

"Hey Rob Pattinson, i just met this conservative vegetarian who hates rap!"
"No friggin way man! You Met Clarkie!"
"Hellsz Yea man!"

A ficticious drug from Brass Eye

"For the last time, I don't know what Clarky Can IS!"
"No, CAT!... Clarky CAT!... The stuff that you chew!"

Clarky cat is a made up drug in the same class as other imaginary drugs such as yellow bentines or triple sub it can be bought from any boz boz on the streets of urban britain, as with other imaginary drugs when you approach the boz there is an elaborate verbal dance that you need to go through with them as they pretend not to know what you are talking about, but perseverance is the key here.

Hi are you the boz boz, ahh good, do you have any yellow bentines, or triple sub, or if not any clarky cat, it has to be good though as i don't want to end up like a piano dentist, or even worse go all blutie and take a quack candle and my arms to feel like a coupe of fortnights in a bad ballon, you arn't holding any clarky cat, then give me a TB of brown and a teenth of cake.

Clarkie is the best she is nice cute and shy Clarkie will do anything to make you feel good she might not think she is cute but she is and she will never realize it if you find a Clarkie hold on to her because she will be there for you in and out

Clarkie is the best