A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. v. it. - to slowly become whiter and gayer every day, whilst annoying everyone you talk to
2. v. t. - to annoy the shit out of someone, possibly making them stupider and whiter by talking to them
1. Dude I heard andreas has been clarkying since last year.
2. Dude stop clarkying me! I can feel my intelligence dropping, and look! I just got paler!
someone who is rediculously goofy. alternatively used by zookeepers as a nickname for the small birds that pick the poo kernals out of rhinosaurus's asses
i knew this guy who broke my may watch with a bb gun. what a clarky douchebag.
New England slang meaning, informally, “shit.” Unknown origin but in many rural, and some urban, areas of the upper East coast you can say this word and have it understood as “a particularly foul shit, especially incontinent in nature.”
man 1: damn did you rip ass dude?
man2: no, sorry man, i think i just clarkied.
A Clarky is the coolest mother fucker you will ever meet. A Clarky can be either gender as long as they posess all the qualities a kickass person should.
that kid matt is fuckin clarky