Country Dictionary

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Cleetus

A severely inbred prick who abuses.

Yo did you see how Cleetus unbanned that Standford last night? Some abusive shit Dont you think the worst staff member is Cleetus?

by CGC_Keitho December 03, 2018

Cleetus

A human like creature with no known gender. Can be found wearing a scrum cap, a small pony tail sticking out the top, and a shirt reading "free rHUGS"

"CLEETUS HUNNNGRRRY" "CLEETUS IS DISSAPOINT"

by free rHUGS October 23, 2011

Cleetus

A cowboy created by Albert which is known to be one of the gods of roblox

Cleetus is strong Cleetus can snipe

by Mrnotflimflam May 08, 2020

Cleetus

The lack of male and/or female genitalia, when one instead has a blank space, where you can write your name.

Guy #1- "Bro, your cleetus is showing." Guy#2- "So? It's not like there's anything down there."

by Drewcifer1124 July 21, 2015

Cleetus

A state of anger reached from the consummation of vast quantities of strongbow that is a danger to both friend and foe alike

Hes drank all that and turned into Cleetus

by Paulbo Palmer April 10, 2015

Cleetus Safari

When an interracial same sex couple or other group of similarly hated demographics, takes a trip into Trumpland portions of the country to gaze in wonder at the slack-jawed Trumpanzees in their natural habitats of country-western bars and trailerpark homes.

David and Andrew took a Cleetus Safari to rural Alabama. The pictures of trailerparks are hilarious!

by Ragle December 30, 2017

Cleetus Diabeetus

Literally the opposite of StarvinMarvin. Typically a grossly overweight white male (y’know the type that if they got lap-band surgery their whole body would look like a turkey neck) from the southern states of America (fried chicken n grits). Yeah thats pretty much it.

“Look at that fat Cleetus Diabeetus fuck” “Who ate all the pie? Cleetus Diabeetus!!!”

by Rüeblai Khänt December 03, 2021