A fork of Rural Dictionary
A severely inbred prick who abuses.
Yo did you see how Cleetus unbanned that Standford last night? Some abusive shit Dont you think the worst staff member is Cleetus?
A human like creature with no known gender. Can be found wearing a scrum cap, a small pony tail sticking out the top, and a shirt reading "free rHUGS"
"CLEETUS HUNNNGRRRY" "CLEETUS IS DISSAPOINT"
The lack of male and/or female genitalia, when one instead has a blank space, where you can write your name.
Guy #1- "Bro, your cleetus is showing." Guy#2- "So? It's not like there's anything down there."
When an interracial same sex couple or other group of similarly hated demographics, takes a trip into Trumpland portions of the country to gaze in wonder at the slack-jawed Trumpanzees in their natural habitats of country-western bars and trailerpark homes.
David and Andrew took a Cleetus Safari to rural Alabama. The pictures of trailerparks are hilarious!
Literally the opposite of Starvin’ Marvin. Typically a grossly overweight white male (y’know the type that if they got lap-band surgery their whole body would look like a turkey neck) from the southern states of America (fried chicken n grits). Yeah thats pretty much it.
“Look at that fat Cleetus Diabeetus fuck” “Who ate all the pie? Cleetus Diabeetus!!!”