A fork of Rural Dictionary
Another word for red neck or hick. Derived from the popular TV series The Simpsons, a cleetus or cleet is a country bumpkin who is below average intelligence. Can be recognised wearing armless t-shirts and possibly sporting a mullet.
Put your top back on you look like a right cleet. Look at that cleetus' van, like something straight out of Dukes of Hazzard.
Slang term for Brittney Spears' husband, Kevin Federline.
"I heard Brittney was divorcing Cleetus!"
A highly-intelligent entity that resembles a cowboy and comes from an unknown place(possibly Texas). Usually spotted being overweight, wearing a cowboy hat and blue overalls and occasionally making jokes aboutFortnite and Epic Games. Some say this is a lost sibling of AlbertsStuff.
Fanboy: Oh man look it's Cleetus!!! Fangirl: HOLY FUCK NO WAY
The godliest entity on roblox, created by flamingo. Is most seen using the penguin body with normal limbs, wearing a cowboy hat and overalls with no undershirt. Has a son named Cleetus but he died in a pigeon hunting accident.
Comment on Flamingo's video: Cleetus's hat was epicly stolen.
Cleetus is a nice fat ROBLOX countryman, introduced by AlbertsStuff, on August 1st of 2018. Now he uses Cleetus as the avatar of his main account, mrflimflam, with his YouTube channel, which is named Flamingo. Cleetus has a silly face and a cowboy hat, with a big stomach and blue overalls.
There's this new sort of Piggy game based on Cleetus.
A person who is one of your run-of-the-mill hicks but occasionally likes to fuck alligators
Bro, you are literally being a straight up cleetus.