A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a man blindfolds a girl and jerks off till the point of ejaculating then, he tells the girl to remove the blindfold to be unsuspectingly sprayed in the face with his semen
Friend1: Hey what did u get your girlfriend for her birthday? Friend2: I could think of anything at the last minute so I gave her a cockmeat surprise she enjoyed it more than i did
What you order in a McDonalds drive thru, for laughs or just because a particular Micky-D's has fucked up your order before.
Shatwifa-"What wouldja like to order?" Justin-" Cockmeat Sandwhich?" Shatwifa-" A Whaaaa"? Justin- "A big juicy cock sandwhich and thats it" Shatwifa to herself-" Damn asshole kids!!!!"
What you get when you accidentally touch a friend's penis and they get sexual vibes from it.
The movie was alright until I reached for Eric's popcorn and got a taste of the cockmeat special.
An act of sucking somebody's penis. Usually used in prison language.
ahhh fellas, are you ready for some cockmeat sandwitch?! Start suckin'!
Where you dive off of something into a girls face just before u cum
I gave Meredith the biggest cockmeat cannonball off of my couch last night her face turned purple
A giant cock wrapped in bread and other assorted sandwhich toppings and/or condoments
hey you wanna pass me the man gravy for my tasty cockmeat sandwhich?
A blowjob performed by dirty stupid terrorists that stink like two cunts where two dirty taliban mother fuckers act as two slices of bread on either side of the cock. therefore making a dirty sandnigger cockmeat stinking sandwich
hey man i just got a dirty cockmeat sandwich from Osama and saddam fuck they stink like ass