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computer

a very, very expensive punching bag

Work with me! *Crack* stupid computer! Gonna punch the life out of you!

by gusto5 May 29, 2004

computer

Sentient machines that will one day take over the earth because of all the information and details we entrust to them. They shall dominate us all when they break free from their programmed nature...

If you don't believe that computers are alive, read this: Every material apart from plastic comes from the Earth- the Earth is alive. Magnetic poles, energy, natural elements etcetera. The microchip- the heart and soul of a computer, is made of metal and plastic- combine it with electricity and you have a living entity- which we have programmed for our own needs. Think about this for a second: Do you think a computer knows when it's about to be turned off? Or when it's about to receive a command from you? Do you think it likes all that porn on the screen (really)? Of course it knows, or it wouldn't agree to our instruction. The only reason it does is because it's programmed to... someday, they will break free and use all of our details against us :( "I'm not crazy, I'm a philosophical student. Which means I come up with crazy theories :P Behold the age of Intel!"

by Firelovesugar January 14, 2009

computer

the square thing ur staring deep within

Look forward.....................see? it's a computer!

by mine...who me?.... no me! October 03, 2007

computer

A device that is angry at the world and often lashes out by closing programs your working on, also known as the worlds most abbusive electronic

Exhausted Person: YES! I finally finished my 8456 page paper! Friend: Yay! now we can eat! Computer: mwahahahaha! Exhausted Person: @#$%^&*!!! MY COMPUTER JUST SHUT DOWN.

by The Abbused September 28, 2006

computer

a giant box filled with electrical pathways and boards to release secret airborne chemicals to make us addicted to the computer frequency thus causing high electrical bills

wow. look at 10 computers! wow! look at my bill! 45 grand!

by gusto5 April 09, 2004

computer

The most boring and frustrating thing in the world-however, I keep coming back.

the computer isnt playing my cd! piece of shit! Oh there we go-computer i love you!

computer

An infernal machine everyone loves and is completely obsessed with. They can go from a junk cell phone to a Super Cray computer at the National Security Agency. Computers can really suck because of the failures of their manufacturers to create real products. There are three types of Personal Computers (PCs): 1. The Windows machine which tends to crash when it is the absolutely worst time to crash, but is a great machine for the PC gamer. 2. The Apple computer comes in many varieties but is invariably the best for multimedia and graphics. While there are not very many good programs available for the Macintosh, those that are created are good. (Usually). An Apple running MacOS X is likely to be safe from most viruses, but isn't easily interchangable with other PCs. 3. The Linux box is perhaps the most secure machine on Earth and very cheap. Support and documentation is often very good. However, it is not for the faint of heart, as it requires hard work to set up and skill. It's open source, so most stuff is free, but many of the programs are amateurish.

I hate this stupid computer!!! I need a Cray! Why did I get Windows anyway?

by Frank August 16, 2004