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contemplator

Someone who sits around anxiously thinking about the Oakland Raiders all day instead of doing anything productive at all. A contemplator may also contemplate new definitions for their new found self identity in hopes of finally finding themselves.

The contemplator was so concerned about the Oakland Raiders and could only ask one question, what is the best definition for contemplator?

by Tuna4liyfe69420 December 06, 2016

contemplator

Someone who sits around thinking about other people's parents all day instead of doing work.

She helped me pick out a Mother's Day gift, she is SUCH a contemplator.

by MAYONNAISE42069 December 02, 2016

coffee and contemplation

A saying made by Stranger Things Jim Hopper David Harbour that is literally the meaning of life.

Hopper: “Mornigs are for coffee and contemplation”

by swimz$$&& March 03, 2018

contemplative chazz

A term embracing the noble blood of the residents of Kent County, Delaware. These squires and countesses represent the elite society of The Peninsula. Contemplative chazz (spelled chass in Englad) have supported the crown for several hundred years. Recent scholars have likened this elite group to the freemasons and the contemporary knights. The earliest known connection to the monarchy is when a young squire of the TCC entered the court of Henry VIII and bemused the crowd when he introduced what was then incomprehensible but what is known today as "equity." The motto for this ancient sect is audax at fidelis.

Contemplative chazz past and present members include, inter alia, delawareDiva, the Chazz, the freakin rican, Andrew Jackson, and Cardinal Woolsey.

A contemplative chazz might be heard saying "Guys in my high school used to be the King of England all the time. It was no big deal. My name is Napolean and I live in a mental institution."

by Dover 4L January 08, 2008

contemplated complacency

Premeditated acceptance of a certain condition or behaviour

Contemplated complacency is not always a reassuring option.

by Hercolena Oliver May 28, 2010

contemplative eater

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org:Americanese)2007: 1. one who does all of their thinking in between bites of of food while staring of into space 2. thinker-eater<~stomach>

trevor is a contemplative eater

by farturohaha August 26, 2007

Finger Pyramid of Evil Contemplation

Commonly used by evil bigwigs in a non-verbal showing of how evil their previous phrase or monologue was. The usage is often associated with C. Montgomery Burns.

"After the King is beheaded his kingdom will be ours!" Exclaimed the King's evil twin brother in a sinister tone as he uses finger pyramid of evil contemplation.

by Wetpaperbag February 06, 2010