A fork of Rural Dictionary
For The Educated:
The hard particles of composed of undigested corn left inside fecal matter after a large bowel evacuation. May occur after eating any variety of zea mays.
For the Idiots:
The little hard corn nuggets in your shit after you take a big one. Happens after eating corn.
Me: Man... I gave your mom a hot lunch last night, and she almost choked on the corn nuts.
You: Yeah, that's my Mom... always choking on stuff.
Me: Yeah, I know. She was so embarrassed that she let me give her the ol' donkey punch to make up for it.
You: But... Only I am supposed to give her the donkey punch!
Me: You sick fuck.
You: *head hung in shame*
The fictional god of Corn Nuts. He appears whenever cameras are present and is the cause of whichever face you may have made.
Bro #1- You look really pissed off in that picture, bro.
Bro #2- Yeah, the Corn Nut God was hitting on my girlfriend.
swallowing corn nuts whole so that they pass through your system in their pristine form. When you have to take a shit, you back your ass up to her snatch and shit in her giving her the corn nut torpedo.
I gave Shawna the corn nut torpedo last night.
Usually someone named dominc and there teeth look like Corn nuts and they have a metal head.
Shut up dominic you have corn nuts teeth
You and a buddy each have to individually swallow two bags of corn nuts whole without chewing the corn nuts. The turd that looks most like corn on the cob wins.
I challenged premo to a corn nut challenge , that dude shit out a Perfect cob!
The act of eating a milf's ass In a 7-11 bathroom at around 2:00-4:00am.
wow james just did the Crunchy Nut Corn Flake to Bill's mild mum"