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torpedo

To betray, backstab, diss, or punk someone with the intent of causing harm to their reputation.

He's going to torpedo Doug's election chances by telling the press about his adulterous ways.

by mcgggggg May 31, 2005

torpedo

Incarceration Term- An enforcer in prison/jail. Large and tough men that are assigned the role of enforcer among their race by the head of the race. If someone is disrespectful or breaks the rules, the head will send out torpedos to do some damage. A typical minor incursion will result in a chinstrap (a heavy hit to the chin) or, for a more serious incursion, a stomp by all members of the race.

Jonny Boy was overheard talking shit about the head. He woke up in the middle of the night to the torpedos thumping on his head with socks full of batteries.

by Fumanchewd October 26, 2006

torpedo

A long turd.

Man, I just flushed a torpedo there. Shit, the bathroom smells.

by Your Ass September 29, 2003

torpedo

Verb: when a woman KNOWINGLY rubs her breast(s)against a male "accidentally" for effect. A form of flirtation or teasing that can be explained away as a mistake if needed. Often done "innocently" on dates when you like him.

"If you Torpedo Derek there's no way he'll be able to ignore you any longer."

by Humble1 April 06, 2009

torpedo

Torpedo, noun: When smoking a joint or blunt, the smoker leaves an inch or more of the joint or blunt to constitute a torpedo, otherwise they're just roaches.

"Hey bro, got any weed?" "I have about 4 torpedoes and 6 roaches in my ash tray."

by wolftone1916 October 03, 2013

torpedo

A half-handle, or about 750mL, of alcohol, usually vodka.

I have a black cherry torpedo in my room waiting to be drunk.

by claudiu April 12, 2007

torpedo

1) Under water, self-proppellant missile. 2) A long shit.

Hit by a torpedo I dropped a torpedo

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004