A fork of Rural Dictionary
the state of being bewildered or unclear in one's mind about where the corn in your crap originated
Halfway through his morning shower, Mark finally remembered where the corn in his poop was from. His cornfusion was at an end.
When you have to shit so bad you cant think straight
Pepe had to shit so bad he was cornfused by the border patrol officer's questions
Confused; Noun; Infused with corn
or
Cornfused; Noun; a typo in texting
Dave- Yo, I'm so cornfused right now
John- Uh, Dave, is that a typo for 'confused' or are you actually infused with corn?
Dave- Egderp, that is a typo, for your information I am not infused with corn you asshole
John- Jeez Dave, no need to be so rude
When you get questioned so much that you rethink your total education and realize that everything is wrong.
Are you cornfused?
im so cornfused!
The state of mind of older male, backwoods people, caused by years of drinking home brew corn whiskey.
Old man Tator seems to be in a constant state of cornfusion after continually drinking some of the best home brew corn whiskey in the county for the last 30 years.