Country Dictionary

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crotch rocket

sport bike very fast 200+ mph , 0-60 in under 3 seconds , 1/4 mile in ~10 seconds , and gets chicks like nothing

Yo that crotch rocket get hoes !

by sandguy April 05, 2003

crotch rocket

a Crotch rocket has taken on several definitions: 1) a very fast motor cycle, either foreign or domestic that one must lean forward on while riding thus making it look like a rocket is being stratled between ones legs. 2) an erection so hard that it can be somewhat painful due to the extreme arousal or amount of blood in the penis. 3) a vibrator, usually metallic or metallic in color.

1) like my crotch rocket? i pay more in insurance per month than the payments of the bike itself! 2) certain erection giving pills can give men 4 hour long crotch rockets. 3) my friend got a new crotch rocket from the adult novelty store.

by GayManAlpha July 07, 2007

crotch rocket

fast bike with allot of go go go . . usually rules the streets , drag strip , and the track because of it's high weight / power ratio

jeez a honda civic has 140 hp and a crotch rocket has 140 hp and weighs 10 times less !!!! !! ! ! !! !! ! !

by motorcycleking April 05, 2003

crotch rocket

An exceptionally powerful, lightweight, and maneuverable state-of-the-art motorcycle completely opposite in everyway to bikes built in America.

What do you mean by get a "real" bike?REAL unreliable, expensive, under-powered, heavy, unresponsive, unrefined or do you mean the only REAL chance a fat old man like you could pick-up chicks?

by kctR1 July 18, 2003

crotch rocket

A rocket with two wheels, one of which is often not on the ground due to high power/weight ratio, that you straddle and zoom all around slow moving boxes on wheels.

Suzuki Gixxer 750, Gixxer 1000, Honda CBR 929 RR, Yamaha R1, Ninja, Hayabusa

by zoom zoom September 01, 2004

crotch rocket

A sport bike that is capable of high speeds. Also the term given to motorcycles with a fast 0-60 time.

Ducati 996, Suzuki Hayabusa

crotch rocket

A Japanese motorcycle. By default this is state of the art, fast as fucking hell, and will blow the doors off ANYTHING ELSE on the road.

Suzuki GSXR1000, Yamaha R1.

by David February 23, 2004