Country Dictionary

a place for holding things such as sodas while in the car freeing your hands to do other things.

"do you want to put your drink in a holder?" "no, i've got a crotch, crotches are good for holding things."

the area of the body which, when hit, cause those watching to laugh hysterically.

The video of that guy getting whacked in the crotch by a line drive just cracks me up!

The act of stashing drugs or other illegal paraphernalia in one's undergarments. First used in April 2009 by ACLU lawyer Adam Wolf arguing to the Supreme Court against strip searches in public schools.

Mr. Wolf said a strip search may be appropriate if the school has evidence that a student makes a habit of “crotching” drugs. (from the NY Times 21 April 2009)

A non-gender bias replacement for swear words.

Crotches be crazy!, Crotchfucker!, Quit Crotchin'!, Don't crotch out on me!

(verb) to grip or hold something with the inner thighs while sitting in order to leave one's hands free. This is almost always done in a vehicle with a fast food item, such as a beverage or carton of fries.

We're out of cup holders; looks like I'll have to crotch my root beer.

when you're riding in a car with a drink in your hand and you have nowhere to set it down, so you put it in your crotch so you don't have to hang on to it anymore.

"I had nowhere to put my drink so i had to crotch it so i could smoke a cigarette."

the part of the human body between the legs where they join the torso.

Tawfi2’s crotches are the best said Saja.