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The act of groping one's own crotch while watching someones significant other in admiration.

Hey dude do you mind not crotching my wife right in front of me!

It's a special part that we all have down there.

Yessssss, I really like your crotch

(n) (adj) (v) a crotch is someone or something that is disgusting and makes you regurgitate on the floor. somehow it can be used as every single part of speech. if something is rude and appalling, they are crotch.

“Did that person wake up on the wrong side of the bed? They’ve been acting very crotch.”

In a crowded situation, such as a bar, when two people try to make their way past eachother, accidentally rubbing their genitals against one another.

"Oh my God! I know this bar is crowded, but I've just been crotched by five different men tonight. I feel violated."

Hiding the weed (or another drug)

Chief Wiggum: Well if it isn't the doobie brothers. Lenny: Uh oh, crotch the weed. (Homer Simpson crotches it) Chief Wiggum: Smell any drugs, Sergeant Scraps? (Dog bites Homer's weiner and testes).

1. Another name for groinal area. 2. Name of the groin/seat area of pants 3. Act of shoving something in your crotch

<A> My crotch is itchy. <A> There's a whole in the crotch of my pants <A> I crotched the drugs.

To hide drugs in the crotch of your pants so that if a police dog catches the scent, it will look as though he's just sniffing your crotch the way dogs often do.

Dude! It's the cops, crotch the weed!