A fork of Rural Dictionary
what we are given in health during sex eduction to practise putting condoms onto when we are "old enough" to have sexual intercourse..
teacher: now children open the wrapper and place the tip of the condom frimly on the cucumber make sure you pinch the tip to get rid of air and roll down....
a sexy yummy cousin of a pickle sweet seedy smart and cute
hey cucumber who, do you mean cutecumber
Masturbation, Jacking off, Touching oneself for pleasure, Inserting (a) finger/s in your pussy/ass, Playing with yo' self, Massaging your tits/pussy.
When did you last cucumber? She cucumbers. Yo, dude! Watch this, it makes you want to cucumber.
used as a perverted currency in exchange for certain oral pleasures
Simon did it for a cuke sandwich
Breasts that take the shape of cucumbers when she leans forward slightly. The nipples dangling right at the bottom. When stood up straight they resemble two flat plaice
Jane: What type of breasts would you say I had? Flapjacks? Lemons? Mail bags? Sarah: I'd say cucumbers