A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a person is completely broke and is only surviving and not living how he would have wanted to live if the money to spend was available.
I know Henry is on a money DeathRoll, he hasn’t been smiling much lately and that’s unusual for someone who laughs at the lamest of things.
A form of gambling on World of Warcraft. Basically the Azeroth equivalent to shooting dice.
Here are the rules (may vary depending on who you deathroll with)
- Two players agree on an amount of gold to bet
- The first player /rolls 10 times the amount bet (e.g. 100 gold deathrolls start with /roll 1000)
- The second player will /roll the amount the first player rolled
- Both players continue taking turns rolling until someone hits 1
- The player who hits 1 loses and has to pay the other player the money
Sometimes, a deathroll may come down to a coinflip, where one player rolls a 2 and then the next player has a 50% chance of losing it all.
Here are some example scenarios:
Johno: Lets deathroll 100G
Willard: Ok you go first
Johno rolls 642 1-1000
Willard rolls 394 1-642
Johno rolls 128 1-394
Willard rolls 12 1-128
Johno rolls 3 1-12
Willard rolls 2 1-3
Johno: Shit...
Johno rolls 2 1-2
Willard rolls 2 1-2
Johno: WHAT
Johno rolls 1 1-2
Willard: lets go! GG
Johno: *painstakingly hands over 100 Gold*
Swøckwickdus: 50 gold deathroll. Who wants to go the distance?
Guy 1: here we go boys
Yates: ill do it. you go first
Swøckwickdus rolls 330 1-500
Yates rolls 1 1-330
Yates: NO! SHIT
Guy 1: LMAOOOOOO
Guy 2: HAHAHAHAHA
Yates: *hands over 50 gold*
Swøckwickdus: its been a pleasure doing business with you
When a person, male or female, is covered/drenched in cum and then proceeds to wrap up in the bed sheets and roll around in order to “clean up”. Specifically, a shower CANNOT be taken. The exertion from all the activity sends the roller into a brief but extremely deep sleep. Most commonly practiced in the Florida pan handle but has been spreading at an alarming rate to other areas of The South since 2019.
I’ve got the room for another 30 minutes so I’m going to freshen up with a quick Tallahassee deathroll and then I’m out. I left $20 on the night stand - take it and GTFO.