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Doing the Dirty Veggies

Foreplay with unwashed produce. i.e. cucumbers, squash, gourds, pickles, etc.

guy 1: Dude Lara wanted it so bad last night, she was getting freaky in the kitchen when I was trying to make her dinner! guy 2: Really? Like what? guy 1: Like, doing the dirty veggies dude, she didn't even wash that shit. guy 2: Nice! guy 1: Yeah but afterward she smelled like Salinas.

by dirty veggie washer July 29, 2013

Do em' Dirty

when you decide to attack some one ramdomly doesn't matter if it is used in video games or on the street as long as you knock them out you will do em' dirty

Yo rob that fucker stole my bike do em' dirty.

by Meatball60 November 12, 2006

doing a dirty malone

The act of plunging ones beak into a pair of filthy pants.

Fucking hell gordon I was doing a dirty malone in the woman’s changing rooms and I got caught. My god Neil, you are a foul bastard.

by Ginger Barbarian. October 17, 2019

doing the dirty dog

the act of sexual intercourse with an animalistic attitude.

Mom: What was that noise last night? Me: What noise? Mom: It sounded like the window opened, and someone crawled in, and you inserted your tiny little birdy into a vagina. Son, Were you doing the dirty dog? Me: Mom. Me and Alaina were doing the dirty dog.

by Turquoisemen March 21, 2012

do me dirty

perform anal sex

as anal sex is often referred to as "dirty sex" do me dirty is a more pleasant way to ask for it

by sugardaddy4u February 09, 2014

do you dirty

I'ma fuck Tha shit outta her.

Damn girl you fine I'm a do you dirty

by rahel carter September 11, 2017

doing em dirty

When you fuck somebody in the ass an stick it in there mouth ta leave shit stains

Cam: Damn jay you doing em dirty online Jay: hellyeah

by CivilScorpion January 26, 2017