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dorkus

An UNATTRACTIVE female dork. An ATTRACTIVE female dork is called a "Dorkette".

You can NOT turn Bertha into a Prom Queen by just taking off her glasses and changing her hairstyle. Bertha is NOT a Dorkette, she is a Dorkus! Maybe with some liposuction and some ProActive. Maybe.

by Jack Bozdog August 03, 2006

dorkus

a person showing characteristics of a dork

TENER is such a dorkus

by richard lai March 02, 2003

dorkus

a term when used to describe someone indicates that the speaker is a choade; anyone you hear using this word should either be avoided or kicked in the sack immediately

That fuckin douchebag just called somebody a "dorkus".

by Rameses December 26, 2003

dorkus

n. someone who is a big dork!

Atwan is a dorkus!

by OveRuN November 11, 2002

dorkus

1) A dork 2) Michael B

A dorkus is Michael B..Michael B is a dorkus

by me me April 14, 2005

dorkus

a huge penis

stop being a dorkus

by beep December 11, 2003

dorkus

OnE cOoL dOrK..yea feel me..??

RiCcAH nd ViViaN are DorKuS..

by Vivian February 17, 2003