A fork of Rural Dictionary
A dork to the extreme or an extremely foolish person. Usually used in the term "Dorkus Maximus", but can be used alone.
OMG, he has a PDA and a cell phone that is a PDA, what a dorkus!
an unusually large and thick penis, especially ones with large bulbus heads, where the term "elephantitis" can describe the condition, the "dorkus" is the term for the actual penis. named for the bewildered, eye-popping and jaw-dropping look one gets from seeing one up close. the opposite of a "dingus" (small, skinny penises)
Justin was the proud owner of an 9 inch dorkus, making him quite popular with both the boys and girls.