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the egghead

the greatest philosophical mind of our generation. THE FORMS!!!!!!!

The egghead is wearing a turtleneck and looks quite eggy today if I do say so myself.

by getpu$$y69 March 22, 2022

egghead

To be blessed by god enough to lose all hair gracefully, and become an 'Eggmigo' usually found in suburban areas containing yolk and egg whites inside the brain.

'That lowlife scumbag Phil has an egghead to grace, especially with his gigantic crevits that reflect the sun and contain salty dandruff. Tell him from me i would sincerely wipe a turd on that eggy noggin and slap him with a wet fish.

by Begs_05 July 24, 2006

EggHead

A name common to people with egg like shaped heads.

Aye lad there is ryan egghead

by Noarthebaptist November 11, 2014

egghead

A person who spends unlimted amounts of time on the computer or internet.

Eugene is always online, what an egghead!

by KKin LJ October 20, 2004

egghead

an intelligent human being that also looks quite familiar to an egg

Kai is a beautiful intelligent human being that I hope to marry one day even though she's an egghead

by APUSH TIGER March 20, 2016

Egghead

someone with an extremely long head.

otherwise known as Dabrelle omg dude; he has such an egghead oh look; here comes dabrelle

by butterballboy April 25, 2008

Egghead

A Person who has a egg shaped head gets called the name "EGGHEAD" because the shape of there head looks like an egg.

David: Matt you f*cking egghead , whats crackin' matt: f*ck off Harry: matt you egghead , you should of gone to spec-savers Matt:Shut-up Teacher: whats wrong matt you like abit.. scrambled , are they crackin' jokes towards you again.

by Gesswhom January 15, 2009