A fork of Rural Dictionary
Faun is a beautiful woman usually extra thiccc Likes and will date multiple guys before she find the guy she really wants
You: damn that girl is thicc Me: yeah, that’s faun
A faun wallet is a small (usually pocket-sized) storage device used to keep personal items such as credit cards, cash, driver's licenses for frequent quick access used by faun's. A faun wallet is usually brown and it has a picture of the owner on the outside of the device.
Joe: Wow! Did you see that faun's wallet? James: Yeah! He had a faun wallet.
When you use a period blood smoothie as lube for anal sex and finger the vagina with hot Cheetos dust at the same time.
She really loved that Dirty Faun I gave her last week, too bad she only has a period once a month.
A joke that makes you blush because of its sexual innuendo
“Why did the Frenchman unzip his pants?” “Why?” “His husband needed to do something else besides work.” “That’s a nice Le Bluze Pon Faun.” “What’s that?” “A fake French sounding word…”
A type of funk music, but the name is changed from funk to phonk. It's most likely spelled this way to take the word "fun" out of funk and instead replace it with "phon" which sounds like the word "faun." "Faun" means - "one of a class of lustful rural gods, represented as a man with a goat's horns, ears, legs, and tail." So basically take the "fun" out of this funk music and make it "devil music." | Funk - "Faunk"
Let's listen to some phonk (faun-k) aka let's listen to the "devil" or let's listen to the "sounds of hell"