Country Dictionary

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Phon

Phon means the uber cool guy that loves noodles, coffee, and krispy kreme donuts. He often makes friends with you friends really fast too.

He's a true phon

by MusikMakezMeHigh May 10, 2004

Phon

A large mammoth Penis sack

Oh look it's a phon

by Gayf@g September 25, 2022

S4GAUSE PHON

The action of sending a dick pic to other men by “accident”.

The cucked out weirdo S4GAUSE phonned his dick pic to everyone in his DM group and claimed it was an “accident”.

by MolotovMemes December 15, 2020

Phon

A very delightful banana who has gone bananas. They cant tell the difference between a moth and a mammoth, think certain BUSHY and LIVELY trees are bald when they are in fact, NOT, cant do basic maths for the life of them either. They're slowly losing their marbles and likes to choose violence at any month, any day or any year whether or not you have been kind to them. Weirdly obsessed with the birds and the bees also, questionable indeed. i told you, they've gone bananas.

Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring , Banana Phon~

by TheMovingTree August 03, 2023