Country Dictionary

What you get when you fall into the Ala Wai Canal (Disgusting,sweage waste canal running through waikiki, ohau).
Is a Forehead Penis.

Wtf.. did you see that guy? he must of fell in the alawai.. He has one FENIS.

A rather unlucky name that a few misfortunate people in the world possess.

Pat Fenis (On the Phone): Hey, I'd like to apply for a job here?

Receptionist: Sure, can I get your name?

Pat Fenis: Pat Fenis.

Receptionist: Hahaha, I'm guessing you live on "15 Dard Hick Road" as well?
*hangs up*

Is a mixture between tennis and football, which originated on the sandole in biddulph.

Jake: Do you want to play tennis?
Matt: Na I feel like a game of fenis
Jake: It would be rude not to really!

A poot fenis can take the form of any noun.

"Oh no! I appear to have mislaid my poot fenis."

"You don't own a poot fenis? Are you retarded?"

"Would you mind if I had a go on your poot fenis? Someone stepped on mine."

a lady with nice hair and forehead wrinkles who would wear fingerless gloves and complain about the coldness in Canada

Cant believe she wore those shoes, like Fenise the fuckin duck.

Used to describe a shitty person, thing or situation.

1. He is a feni

2. I’m sick of your feni

3. This is a feni party

A cute penis. Nothing more needs to be said.

Emily: He has a fenis!
You: Oh my god for real? That's awesome.
Emily: I know, i'm so lucky he has a fenis.