A fork of Rural Dictionary
FERG is a word that is spelled and carefully pronounced as to not offend the gay community. It can be spelled either 'ferg' or 'furg', and is a branch-off from the word 'fag'.
The word fag is defined as "a homosexual person; a stupid person.'
The word 'ferg/furg' simply means dumbass, retard, douchebag, and stupid fuck, in nicer terms.
It is usually screamed at another person in such a way that it sounds like the word fag but there is really that underlying sound that makes it furg.
Person: Loook at my shoes! They GLOW!
Cool Person: God Kevin, you're such a FERG.
*Person Honks At Girls Walking Down Street*
Girls: LICK MY BALLS FERG!!!
Verb- 1)To mess something up, to due something inconceivable
2)Passive- To get ferged: To be arrested, punished, or disciplined in some fashion for something outrageous you did.
3) To make a deposit in a cumdumpster.
See cumdumpster for more details.
"This is your warning. If i catch you doing this again I'll have to FERG you."
"Man you you really FERGED that up."
"Get a couple of beers in her and you can FERG her for sure."
Another word for how one presents them self. Originating from the famous pop artist, Fergie, also a step up from one's "swag". Mainly used by people who have realized that "swag" is an extremely over-used term.
Basically, with the same roots as swag, it is either a persons demeanor, or can also be used to state how much "ferg" a person really has.
Roy has incredible ferg, hes got women all over him!
Stevens ferg is off da chain!
An unreasonable purchase.
An unfair trade or deal.
Hey man, can you climb the roof to get that?
Ah man, I always get ferged like this
I will trade you my computer for your book.
Man, why you trying to ferg me?