A fork of Rural Dictionary
A female who looks moderately attractive from a distance, but upon further inspection resembles a man
Greg: "Hey check out that one near the bar" Tom: "Yeh I'de do her" Greg: "Go say Hi" 20 seconds later Greg: "Is she keen" Tom: "She's a Fergie" Greg: "Oh... i hate that"
The used condoms on the bedroom floor.
You really need to pick up your fergies. You can't walk across the bedroom without having them stick to your feet. Pick up that fergie on your way to the bathroom, and flush it.
A female who looks moderately attractive from a distance, but upon further inspection resembles a man
Greg: "Hey check out that one near the bar" Tom: "Yeh I'de do her" Greg: "Go say Hi" 20 seconds later Greg: "Is she keen" Tom: "She's a Fergie" Greg: "Oh... i hate that"
Something awesome but ruined by one tragic flaw.
Fergie's awesome body is countered by Fergie's tragic face; thus her face is her Fergie.
Some bitch who sings in Black eyed Peas and also does solo stuff. Once peed her pants onstage at a concert and all in all she sucks.
Fergie is a loser who makes crap music and needs to move to jupiter.
To put out music that quite frankly just isn't music.
Want to hear my new song, "Fergalicious"? No. Don't fergie me, please.