Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Fertilizer

A young female (or woman of any age) that takes the virginity of multiple men. Much as the farmer's fertilizer helps grow new plants, a woman known as a fertilizer will grow the sexual exploits of many men.

"She has been with so many men that she's like fertilizer."
"I am now a man, I have been with a fertilizer."

by K-Why August 23, 2007

fertility

The state you are in when you are getting ready to fuck

I'm in fertility

by MackSneale February 21, 2017

fertilized

how i like your eggs in the morning

hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning: scrambled, fried, or fertilized?

by Daniel Kilzi March 24, 2003

Fertilizer

1. Shit that is rich in nutrients
2. Someone who fertilises egg-cells
3. Guru of fertilizer: The king of the fertilizer people
4. FANTA: Fertilise and never touch again.

"You are a fertileizer: haha"
"Yes you fertilize plants and I fertilise egg-cells"
"No i'm the guru of fertilizer I have more minerals than you"
"Oh guru of Fertilizer what should we be doing now???"
"Dunno let's do some Benham"

Fertile

A term used when describing a good looking person.

Damn bro, she looks mad fertile

by Paperhands June 04, 2023

Fertilizer

Cow shit used to make flowers grow.

Ew.What's that smell?Do they use fertilizer on that flower shop?

by BlackPohatu December 11, 2016

fertilization

When a guy pulls-out of a girl or another guy (just as he's about to splooge), cums onto their bush, then proceeds to rub it in their pubes and shampoo their crotch.

"Fuck, *moans*, it's time for fertilization, baby!"
"Oooh, sweet leapin' Jesus! My bush is gonna be larger than a weeping willow!"

by skamocker086 April 17, 2004