A fork of Rural Dictionary
girlfriend of Jade Puget, guitarist of the band AFI
I wish I was Marissa Festa
When a person fucks with three different people in three consecutive nights, none of which the person has had coitis with at a prior time.
Dude, I pulled of a tri-festa this weekend.
this is the place where you decide if you want to be a whore, a crack addict, a weird fuck, or just fucking normal. If your not popular you were probably weird, like super weird and dressed like anime characters (yes, i saw that in school.) but this school had good mozzarella sticks tbh. Relationships don’t count till 8th grade, that’s where shit gets real, i don’t wanna hear that you liked a boy and he asked you out what the fuck u gonna do? hold hands?? lame ash. 8th thinks their the shit, 7th is where you discover drugs and 6th just ducking lame. you think your cool but your not you at the lowest tier. I thought I was the shit in 6th grade, most embarrassing thing ever your like shorter than everyone. Watch out for e wingers because they will rock your shit and they’re the scariest motherfuckers around. Overall schools kinda nice we got a pool but i don’t get why the high schools don’t. #putapoolinthehighschool
“Did you hear a kid at Felix Festa put a condom in a breadstick??”
The first and only Random Party in the world. The coolest party with the coolest fans. Everyone wants to join the Random Party.
Me: How do you dress for the Random, una festa a caso on Saturday? Friend: I’ll be wearing something random from my parents’ closet.
Did you see gia festa she’s much better than the others.