A fork of Rural Dictionary
A long term player on Star by Star gaming who takes advantage of others, especially underage children who are in compromised positions.
Finkle really fucked that kid. Now he is afraid to show his face at Hogwarts.
1. Laces out. No laces in.
2. To change gender after experiencing an extremely embarrassing situation.
Fundo decided to finkle his sneakers after he tripped over his laces and fell on his medulla oblongata. He was angry.
After tripping on his laces in front of a crowd of four thousand three hundred ninety-seven people, Fundo decided to disappear via methods of finkling.
When you are trying to get the hell out of a place and you get waylaid by someone, they have finkled you. It comes from "I want to leave 5ish">>Fyvush Finkle>>Finkled.
Person A: Wooo! Long Weekend!
Person B: Hey, Person A! Can you help me find a number on this huge xls report?
Person A: FINKLED!
To stalk; to become obsessed with; to be unnecessarily creepy or awkward in public or while socializing, like that one time when he texted you and said he 'lubbed' you; see creeper.
Zach and Finkle, together forever.