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Firestorm

A pissed off bitch you shouldn't try to fuck with.

That firestorm so 🔥 I can't see my wallet.

by Maryofmagdelene June 18, 2018

Firestorm

Jerking off while your pubic hair is red thus creating an effect to lokk look like there is a storm.

I was in the bathroom this morning making a Firestorm.

by heterostraiteral November 05, 2006

Firestorm

A gayed guy who's like to bitch you all the time

Firestorm!

by i got u October 18, 2003

Firestorm

newb, talks way too much shit, bandwagoning cock rider

That Firestorm trolls forums

by Anonymous February 22, 2003

alaskan firestorm

Having doggy sex.Then your partner lights the fart from the female and singes your public hair above males cock.

My misses has the hottest ass in the Alaskan Firestorm world!!!

by lighting female fart,shagging December 29, 2014

diarrhea firestorm

An especially violent and burning eruption of diarrhea.

Shaggy considered that it was probably his seventh beef-and-bean burrito that was to blame for the diarrhea firestorm he suffered in the Mystery Machine on the way back from Tijuana.

by Buford T. Pusser September 17, 2006

Fecal Firestorm

A test of true strength. This challenge involves coating the inside of the bowl with air freshener, along with the surrounding perimeter of the toilet itself, then proceeding to light the bowl and perimeter on fire. The participant must then execute a business poop, and attempt to escape the flaming can alive, while still performing the regular duties of taking a shit. See also: Bubble Challenge

"Hey! Where'd my new can of Febreze go?" "Sorry John, we used it in the most recent round of Fecal Firestorm." "I bet I could beat up that guy at the bar." "Careful, he's survived a Fecal Firestorm."

by nohballs December 06, 2019