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Febreze

Smells better than a plastic dick.

Upon finding a dildo stuck to my college shower, I sprayed some Febreze.

by Ass Disaster September 26, 2011

Febreze

To blow flowers into your Vaginal region

Chris ruiz sprayed febreze at me

febreze it

An act in which one sprays febreze or smell good sprays in an attempt to cover the smell of smoke or other parent disapproved things.

I just smoked a huge blunt and now my car smells I have got to FEBREZE IT.

by MAXXY B September 09, 2008

febreze

The thing you spray in a room after smoking weed so your parents/who ever don't know.

Hurry up and spray that febreze, my mom will be home soon.

by stonerchick August 10, 2006

febreze

What stank people use instead of perfume.

Marc: Mmmm I love your perfume - Dior? Jennifer: No, Melon Burst! I love Febreze.

by Carmina> April 30, 2007

febreze

Method of cleaning clothes that are far too dirty for the washing machine.

If you're going to bring her back here you better febreze that pile of shit on the futon.

by ryan.s August 26, 2008

febreze

Make someone or something disappear.

I'm gonna Febreze him. All my money got Febrezed by my new lady

by p4bl34u October 29, 2010