A fork of Rural Dictionary
pretty much a wanna be (normally a boy in his teenage or pre-teen years, trynna act rich with a lot of brand name stuff but cant afford the brand name stuff so then he has the off brand/ store brand stuff)
Jenna: Did you see that Rolex he was wearing! Holy Crap! He must be rich! Lizzie: Na girl. Hes rolling with the Timex. Hes such a fake flexer
A Young'n (Little child probably mentally damaged) that plays fortnite so they can be accepted into the internet world. And Then Flexes (Shows off) that he/she/transexualquadrupal has won a game. This is there first win since being kicked out of the house. Don't flex fortnite this is why people are losing brain cells.
(Taquefa) Ay bob. (bob) ay girl! (Taquefa) Did you hear that Paton is a fortnite flexer? (bob) Yea thats why his boyfreind/chicken nugget broke up with him. (Taquefa) Good for it.
A person (usually with a syndrome and no friends,) that thinks he/she is good at playing the ukulele, but actually sucks, and brings the uke to school and knows less than 10 chords, trying to show off.
River (to Josiah): Kyle is such a ukulele flexer. Josiah: I know right. He sucks so bad. Kyle Sweeny: Hey! Josiah and River in unison: Shut up Kyle.
A lonely wannabe hacker with no friends who keeps talking about using an obscure linux distro, thinkpads, fos software thinking he's really cool
"Why does Josh keep talking about linux, its driving me mad!" "He seriously needs to stop being a cyber flexer"
Someone who sneaks in an unnecessary flex or boast but claims they didn't.
A Shadow Flexer: "Damn bro. You just got those new Jordans? I copped them last week." Me: "Nigga, did I ask?"
A person who flexes all their name brand/expensive items or clothing. Most of the time they will repeatedly flex the same things over and over again. It’s like taking bragging to an extreme
Person 1: aye bro I’m getting the newest iPhone soon Person 2: you literally already told me that like 5 times Person 1: oh well I didn’t know if I told you Person 2: you are such a chronic flexer like fucking stop
someone who has spent over 100 dollars is roblox some who calls you poor in roblox
BoB: dude have you heard of frank he just bought one hundred thousand robux Jason: geez why would anyone do that he must be a oofgang flexer Frank: yeah you think that was a bad idea now but go on roblox and in that world I win BoB: no one is going to play roblox with you frank I know I would beat you at building a minecraft castle Jason: yeah build battle!