A fork of Rural Dictionary
A floog is a dessert, with unknown origins. It is made with traditional French choux pastry and the dough is coloured green. It is piped into a vertical spiral, making it look a bit like a Christmas tree. Hence, floogs are generally brought out at Christmas in Australia.
"My friend Edie spent all day making a ginormous floog for our Christmas party.
It's an adjective used to describe a person or event. Someone is acting cheap, arrogant, self-centered, superior to others, snobbish, or as a jerk, they are a floog. You can also use it as floogish. If an event has the characteristics of a floog than that event is floogish.
That guy who gave me no tip, and was acting arrogant is a fucking floog.
The act of using the tube of a vacuum to suck out the feces of your partner then spraying them on them
Yup, just got my hoog flooged it's so nice feeling...well not really but whatever! I love to floog the hoog to other people though