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fuck me

Adj. describes the shitty feeling when something bad happens to one. or Shit!! This sucks!!

Just missed my connection... fuck me!!

by Splork December 05, 2002

fuck me

can be used once in orgasm stage ^_~

fuck me baby! yes yes!! fuck me!!! be a REAL MAN!!!

by sexy admirer February 20, 2005

fuck me

nothing anyone who reads this site will ever hear

get off the damn computer, and go chase some "fuck me" girls!

by nathan williams January 18, 2004

fuck me

1. An explative to be used when something is happening and a personal God wants to give you a taste of hell, before you go there for eternity, or an impersonal God wants to give you a taste of hell, before you go there for eternity. 2. Has NOTHING to do with sex.

1. Your U-Haul rental breaks down between Nowhere, New Mexico and More Nowhere, New Mexico. It's been eight hours without water, and you were moving your ex-wife in return for forgiving alimony in arrears. A nuclear bomb goes off with a big ball of light, but you haven't heard the sound of the blast yet, but you know you will, before you can hit the ground. You can feel your face badly sunburned already. You say, "Fuck me." 2. The U-Haul, the ex-wife, and the nuclear bomb all have NOTHING to do with sex.

by Laughing Out Loud January 02, 2006

fuck me

What I say when I hurt my balls by moving

*pinches balls on accident* Fuck Me!

by Anonymous32194 October 09, 2007

fuck me

used when u r beaten. when ur clearly over matched.

dad - go tell ur mom to take u to practice. jack - oh i get it....fuck me.

by mazimaz July 11, 2008