Country Dictionary

Not literal, symbolic to immense anger...

"Don't mess with me Sam, or I'll fuck you in the eye"

i cant believe it

Oh my god!! a man can run 30 miles per hour. fuck me in the eyes

When a person looks at you a certain way, their eyes get bigger and they just look a little more innocent

“Yo bro she giving you fuck me eyes she wants you”

The look you give someone when you want to have sex with them. Usually done from across the bar.

There was so many people in the bar last night, I was reduced to giving her my "fuck eyes" look from where I was standing.

What you close when you are fucking an unattractive person.

Mike: "I can't fuck her, she's a fucking buffalo!"
Jesse: "Sure you can dude, just shut your fuck eyes."

1. A person who can't read a tape measure, cannot reasonably determine if something is plumb/level/square, or cannot tell if two (or more) different objects are the same color. Generally speaking, someone you don't want doing any type of finish work on your house.

2. Someone who, at an early age, has been hit about the head something fierce, and now one eye wanders.

1. Johnny: Ma!?! How does this picture look on the wall?
Ma: Johnny, have your brother hang it. You've got fuck eye, son. It's not even close to level.

2. Dude 1: Dude, seriously, you're not even looking at with with your right eye.

Dude 2: Dude, you know I got hit in the head with a baseball when we were kids.

Dude 1: Oh, that's right. I forgot you've got fuck eye from that! My bad.

"James fuck me eyes"

That guy over there just gave me the signature "james fuck me eyes"