A fork of Rural Dictionary
To have sexual intercourse with someone.
"I garfunkled your mother last night"
same as jizz, yazz, cum, or spooge
man, i garfunkled all over her face!
To have sexual intercourse where the partner simply lays prone, thereby benefiting from the subject's work. Derived from Art Garfunkle's role in the the Simon & Garfunkle group. Synonyms include 'The Starfish'.
Dude, I thought this new yoga instructor I've been seeing would be great in bed, but she totally garfunkled me last night!
origin: garfunkle of Simon and Garfunkle. similar to fuck. it has many definitions and can be used interchangeably. it can be used as a synonym for pissed, shit (or the past tense of shit: shat), cum (came). it can also be used as an interjection to express emotion, similar to FUCK YEAH!
-Katie was so awesome that i Garfunkled in amazement. -Alex, and Drew were so scared from the horror movies they would scream GARFUNKLE! everytime something popped out.
A weird crazy uncle who likes to hit on kids.
"Sadly Timmy, my Uncle is like an Uncle Garfunkle."
User Eins: Yo mah boi User Zwei: Yeh? User Eins: Let's Garfunkle m8