A fork of Rural Dictionary
same as jizz, yazz, cum, or spooge
man, i garfunkled all over her face!
To react to something in such a manner that whatever you are drinking comes out your nose. This is primarily caused by a surprise of some sort and the surprise is typically as hilarious as the word itself.
I just about garfunkled my coffee when the monkey at the zoo threw some poop and it landed on a guy's ice cream cone.
The act of having sex with someone while wearing an Art Garfunkel wig(seen in Flight of the Conchords, episode 207).
Guy #1: Why are you dressed like Art Garfunkel? Guy #2: I met this chick who's into Garfunkling.
In the episode The Prime Minister of The Flight of The Conchords, the sexual act of dressing up like Art Garfunkle of Simon and Garfunkle in order to please a fan of his.
Guy 1: I went home with this hot chick, but I didn't spend the night. Guy 2: Why? Guy 1: She's into garfunkling, and I left my wig at home.
to have sex with a woman with such a profuse amount of pubic foliage that her nether regions look like the hairstyle of the musiciam garfunkle of simon and garfunkle
i garfunkled your mother last night
Something/ anything "Whack", messed up, or stupid.
Teacher: "Students, there will be a 20 page essay due in two days." Me: "Dawg, that's garfunkle."