Country Dictionary

A large lump/grouping of chewed gum

David: Wow Clarence check out this glump
Clarence: Nice! Let me add some gum to the glump

White mucus buildup of the inner corners on the mouth.

Excuse me sir, you have a little bit of glump on your mouth.

A glump is a big hug, usually over-enthusiastic, near-violent, or made by a gang of fans.

The first time I heard this word was at an Anime Convention regarding people wearing costumes.

Woah, it's Pikachu!!! Glump attack!

Rule no 1 : No glumping allowed.

to glump (v.) the act of rolling a person on roller skates back and forth to anally penetrate them. 2007, from "glide and bump"
forms:
to glump
glumped
glumping
glumper

"dude you shoulda seen the chick i glumped down at the roller-disco"

An absolutely horrible person to be around

Why's he always such an asshole? He's such a glump

Its the act of jumping ontop of another and humping on them. xD The combination of the root words glomp and hump.

did you just see how he glumped that guy? D:

To take a girl/boy away from your friend without him/her even knowing it is happening. The key is you have to do it right in front of him/her. If done behind his/her back you should search for backstabber.

John and Brian go to a bar with Marianna and Beth. John does not like beth even though she is the one setup for him. So John begins glumping Marianna infront of Brian. At the end of the night Brian is left with Beth at the bar while John and Marianna leave together.